“That bugger Sharkey likes to toady among the proper officers, oh yes.  Them’s his mates for sure.  That jumped up bogger Wogan, that blasted Piecrust and im’ with the wooden teeth and patch, nasty fiend that Sweat Villiam.”

Wogan, Fredorcson (Sweat Villiam), Septic Piecrust

” I bet he licks their boots, Muvver, licks em good and proper.  Get’s’im favours it does, favours not given to old loyal Sergeant Obidiah.”

“At this rate Sharkey will be getting an Orse for his arse to sit on whilst us honest Orcs trudges behind on our feet…”

GBS