B.B.King the Life of Riley

The great B.B.King

Coming out in a few very lucky cinema’s this week is a biopic of the greatest living blues man B.B.King (sorry Mr Guy you are a close second to me).  I will not be able to see this film until it comes out on DVD but for now I am content to watch clips and listen to my collection of his music.  Those who know me know that I am a big fan of the Blues along with vintage Prog-Rock and other music of the 1950’s-1970’s but my love of this music comes from my childhood and, thanks to my father, a visit to B.B’s club in Memphis when I was a young teenager.

The film by GFM Films is titled The Life of Riley being a play on the old phrase plus that is actually Mr King’s first name.  It features interviews and so on along with live footage and a lot of the man himself looking over a life and career that has spanned way more than half a century.  Follow the link in this paragraph to learn more on this and see some stills.

Below I have put a clip from the film which you can enjoy but it makes me a bit sad really that I have never seen him play and likely I never will.

GBS

Odeon Cinema – Epic Fail!

Can't see this properly...you ain't the only one!

Can’t see this properly. Annoying ain’t it.

I had planned on seeing Resident Evil 5 at the Odeon Cinema in Kilmarnock on Saturday late afternoon.  But it was not to be.  After an enjoyable morning in Wigton at the book festival (more on this in a later posting) I drove the sizeable distance from Girvan and bought to tickets.  You might remember from my two previous film reviews at the cinema that it was this venue I travelled to for Total Recall (1st September 2012) and Dredd 3D (9th  September 2012) that there were problems with the showing of each film.  While I mentioned it (and blamed it on Eve Hallow!) for Total Recall where the screen went blank and the sound cut out I did not mention that the first five minutes of Dredd were out of focus leading me to miss the overfly of the city and its environs.  Well this time is was far worse.

My good lady and I sat waiting for the Undead carnage to begin and sure enough the sound started and then..no picture.  Ruddy Nora says me to the lady, three times in a row that is something.  Anyway twenty minutes later the six people trying to fix it gave up and the film was cancelled.  Being the only screen showing the film it was completely cancelled with no further showings.  After then standing in a que I was given a refund and two free tickets to any showing for the next four weeks.  I will not be taking this up personally as work commitments mean no cinny trips for me in October but it does mean that my eldest ‘The Thinker’ can go with his mother to see Paranorman next week.  So some good from it does come.

My point being that I accept technical failure in this day and age but I do have trouble with staff members having no clue as to how their projectors actually work and being unable to do anything about it except stand about slack jawed.  Three failures of varying degree for my personally across a month must mean that Odeon Kilmarnock has a big issue with its staff and or screens.  I hope they work it out before it really comes back to kick them in the ass.

Besides who needs cinema when you have wargaming!

GBS

Dredd among the Peach Trees

See how little we at Odeon care…not even a single poster to take a picture of!

On Sunday I went to Kilmarnock to see Dredd 3D.  Unlike many others out there I am a fan of the original 1995 Judge Dredd movie which adapted the famous law man from the pages of seminal British comic 2000AD to the big screen. So I was keen to see how the new movie starring Karl Urban as old stony face matched up to it and also to expectations.  Now that I have seen it…how did it match up…was it still…THE LAW!

I had mixed expectations of the new movie.  I had seen two different trailers and a couple of feature clips as well.  These did not make me think Mega City One more Korea and last years movie The Raid Redemption about a team of police who try to clear an entire tower block of criminals one room at a time.  While I enjoyed The Raid (I have not reviewed it due to time constraints, if anyone wants me to please comment) it was thin on plot but super heavy on action.  Since the parts of Dredd I had seen made me think the same I was not sure I would enjoy it.

Well as it turned out I did not really enjoy the movie though the two people I was with did greatly enjoy it.  Why?  I think due to me being very switched on to the comics and the sheer depth of Mega City lore which could have been mined for the movie.  Basically the city was missing from the movie.  Sure you saw Johannesburg with some CGI generated skyscrapers (blocks) and some Judges but nothing of the Mega City I know.  No robots, no Fatties, no Aliens, No Judge Death, no H-Wagons floating on the wind and so on.  This was very much grim and gritty and near future bound.   I felt that Karl Urban nailed the character of Judge Dredd and his facial expressions were spot on.   I was not overly keen on Olivia Thirlby as Judge Anderson but that was more due to her not being a tall blond bombshell who cracks minds with her telepathy, her acting was really good and she humanised the film more than any other character.  That was basically it for characters aside from Lena Headly as Ma-Ma.  Ma-Ma was a villain more filled with promise than results who threatened and acted up without ever really feeling like she was a challenge to Dredd and went out without a whimper.

The film well deserved its 18 certificate as it was very violent with super slow motion gun, explosion and knife wounds on full display.  There was nothing in it that I found shocking though as some reviews have claimed and compared to scenes in most American horror films it did not top or rival them.  Dredd delivered some excellent deadpan one liners that were the highlight of the film for me.  I know it was made a lower budget and for that it is really well executed my hat is off to the director for this.

In conclusion then I would say that 2000AD has now shaken off the curse of the 1995 film but in doing so has lost the core identity of the Mega City.  Aside from the helmets this could have been any other near future action film set in a depressing drab and grey urban hell hole.  Robust, worth watching but without the sparkle that will make it remembered.

GBS

We Can Remake it for You Wholesale – Total Recall 2012

Is it Good or is it Me?

Last night I went to the cinema.  Myself, my good lady and Eve Hallow.  Now I know what regular readers of this blog are wondering ‘he said he did not like the new Total Recall, so why did he go and see it?’.  Two reasons, firstly I was being paid for (which greases the wheels) and secondly I decided to be fair and after seeing extended trailers from the movie I took the chance.  Have a read of my previous posting about Total Recall 2012 for my opinions there.  But anyhoo how was the film?

Well it was actually pretty good.  Leaving aside the plot and characters the biggest impression I got from the movie was the superb and beautiful cinematography of the landscapes and an imagined future.  Hammering in the gritty dank darkness of Bladerunner and the vertical living of The 5th Element the world of Total Recall was astonishing.   Well worth fans of sci-fi seeing the film just for this.  Moving onto the plot.  It was aright, same core as the last incarnation, with bits of the original short story by Dick too.  But it did lack something..sanity.  I followed the movie closely and ended up a bit confused as to where it literally was placed.  Instead of Mars and a corrupt Earth it was sad to see it come down to yet another ‘nasty imperialistic Great Britain’ attempting to enslave the ‘Colony’ (I mean really it was two and a half centuries ago, let it drop!).  The colony was accessed by a tunnel through the centre of the Earth called ‘The Drop’.  I kid you not, a ruddy tunnel through the earth from London to…where?  Australia!  This was hard to swallow, flying cars, robot soldiers, light guns, palm phones, multi-layered cities all cool.  But really, anything is easier than drilling through the core of a planet!

The story moved along at a cracking pace and it was nice to see several nods to the previous version including the larger lady with ‘two weeks’ stay and the triple breasted hooker (yes, she was there Edward!).  Aside from some glaring holes and so on (I do not want to nit pick) I enjoyed the plot.  What about the cast?

I just can’t take to Jessica Biel (who played Melina) but I thought Kate Beckinsale was really top notch as the wife Lori Quaid.  Little was made of other characters with the plot really being Doug Quaid and his not really wife Lori  trying to kil each other.  The resistance movement and its leader were a backdrop to this as was Cohaagan, the baddest guy in the older film.  I know though that you all really want me to push on and talk about Colin Farrell as Doug Quaid / Hauser.  What can I say.  He was and still is weak as a leading man.  He played the part very well but he does not shine like say Daniel Craig does as James Bond.  The film would have been better with a different leading man.  But Farrell has buried the ghost of Alexander I will give him that.

So overall its a really good science fiction B-Movie, in that it will not be remembered as a classic, but it is well worth the ticket price and I will be buying a DVD copy in the future.  Plenty of wargaming fodder in there!

Lastly a special mention to Eve Hallow who also did not want to see the film but was convinced and lured by the promise of beer and company.  He is a splendid fellow and while he did break the cinema (I kid you not, all the lights went out and the screen cut out too, that is a first for me!) I enjoyed the evening with him.  I think he plans a blog posting of his own on the movie, I will be keen on reading it once he does.

GBS

Big Man Japan (2007)

This is not one of my normal reviews of a Japanese movie or anime.  Oh, no.  This is something far worse that I subjected myself to this weekend and kind of regretted it aside from a couple of moments of real genius in film making.  But hey, for a fifty pence download I gave it a Sunday morning go.   What I am talking about…Hitoshi Matsumoto’s Japanese mockumentary send-up of monster movies: Big Man Japan!

The Japanese are a unique people with a real passion for the creative arts but they sometimes create things which to a non Japanese (even someone like me who has studied that nation for years) comes across as utterly surreal.  Big Man Japan follows Matsumoto’s Masaru Daisato, an unassuming, sad man living in a Japanese slum.  His wife has left him, taking his daughter away, and he is despised by the people of Japan.  Why?  Because he carries on the tradition of his forefathers as a protector of the country.  Unfortunately, this involved being zapped with electricity and growing into a giant man in small shorts who fights odd monsters who attack the country.  These monsters are nothing like Godzilla and are in fact downright weird including a head atop a leg, a monster that throws eyeballs, a white and black rubber band man monster who has a comb over hair cut and many more.  The film cuts back and forth between fight scenes (highlight of the film) and Daisato and his dull as dishwater, crappy life.  The pace of the movie is all over the place and it is badly let down the by overly long and badly done ending tribute to Ultraman fight which as well as being shockingly shoddy is overly long and too violent to be funny (at least to me).  The film ends with a conversation over dinner between monsters and Big Man…well no idea there.

Below are a couple of You Tube links.  Be warned this is not for kiddies (due to its lack of sanity) but they will give you an idea of what this is about.  The first one is the trailer, the second one is one of the weirder fights with the rubber band comb over monster.

You can get the film from Amazon for a few pounds in the UK.


Lastly the moment of genius…what is it?  Well just before they blast Daisato with electricity in a Hammer Horror esq sort of way he stands inside a vast pair of underpants which he then grows into!  Only in Japan would you see that.  He might be mad and crude and weird..but he can’t be butt naked!

Watch it or don’t…but if you understand it..let me know.  🙂

GBS

First Cinema Visit and a Vision in Purple & White

A busy weekend for me, indeed it was.  After finishing work on Friday I was occupied with the beginnings of my personal Ion Age project and then come Saturday it was all hands to the pumps to get smartened up and ship shape for a wedding to which myself and my good lady had been invited.  So adding the need for clothing and gifts Saturday night was the culmination of a day long build up.  Sunday then saw a family visit to Kilmarnock and the Cinema to see the latest Disney animated film Brave.  This was my youngest, the Warrior’s, first visit to the cinema.  So how did it all go?

Pretty Ladies and Excellent Company too!

Overall is went well but I did find it a long haul.  Basically after a week at work I am not really in the mood for a lot of driving and dressing up.  I have to say congratulations to the bride and groom, Sara & Gary, on a great event and for putting on a spiffing buffet too (you know where I spent a lot of the evening!).  Above you can see a picture of my good lady in her finery along with her brand new hairstyle in a very fetching shade of purple and the bride (for those who do not know my wife is the one on the left).  As an extra fact of interest the evening music in the form of a mix deck and DJ was provided by a family friend of Sara’s one of the founding members of 80’s group Black Lace.  I kid you not.  He was a great DJ and aside from being older looked just as I remembered from the heady days of the 1980’s.  Before you ask, no, I did not dance to Agadoo.  Video link below for those who have no idea what I am on about…steel yourself.

Once I had recovered on the Sunday morning I decided to take the three lads to see the new Disney film Brave.  A children’s animated movie set in a fictional vision of Scotland.  I chose this movie for two reasons.  Firstly what Scotsman can resist seeing what the Disney leviathan has done for his national stereotype and secondly it was to be my youngest The Warrior’s first visit to the cinema.  As you can see below he was not quite sure what was going to happen!

This is gonna be fun, right?

He was not sure at first but when the screen lit up and the lights dropped he was glued to his seat,vastly larger than himself of course!  I have put in a video of the film below if you are interested but my own opinion was that Brave was a good movie.  It had good pace, lots of gags, a plot that had as couple of moments of real peril and emotional pull as well.   While I still think, and most likely will not change this opinion, that the prices of tickets for the cinema is way too high especially for children; I am glad I chose Brave and took the five of us to see it.  In fact the whole movie is worth it for then ten minutes of the clans and the highland games in the first half.  Billy Connelly is a superb talent in person and in voice.

As always I promise to answer the heap of email that awaited me this morning as fast as I can.

‘Ma celtic blood calls fur freedom, but ma airm hulds the sword o’ the clan tay.’

GBS

Sky Blue 2142AD – Review

I picked this DVD up on a whim some time ago and at the time the few pounds it cost me meant that I did not even look at the box too closely.  I was taken in by the beautiful stills from the animation and the basis of the plot.  What I did not notice was the fact that is not Japanese it is in fact from South Korea.  Would this make a difference, would it make the film less appealing due to a different set of cultural values and norms compared to those of the more familiar Japanese?  Well to find out I had to watch it so in the early hours of Monday morning I did just that!

First off watch this trailer on YouTube.  This is one of the most visually awesome movies I have ever seen and I did stop the film several times to spool back to re-watch sequences just to see the superb backdrops.  I learned that Sky Blue (called Wonderful Days upon its initial release) took seven years to make and it shows.  A very high level of detail and what I can see was at times painstaking animation gives this film a hyper real look at times.  So overall it is well worth watching from an aesthetic point of view alone.  The Korean impact on animation across the world is massive (animating most programmes including The Simpsons) and it makes sense for them to want to move out of Japan’s shadow and establish a reputation for their own work.  Technically they have done this with Sky Blue; but only for the animation.  Why?  Because the plot is turgid.

Set in the year 2140, the familiar tale follows life in the city of Ecoban, a technological haven on an ecologically ravaged Earth. Humanity has been divided into the rich elite, who live inside Ecoban, and the refugees, who are forced to scrape a living outside. It’s a balance that the elite are happy to continue, especially since Ecoban’s ability to convert pollution into energy gives them a vested interest in doing nothing about the state of the planet outside.  Events finally reach a crisis point when a mysterious figure breaks in to Ecoban and tries to obtain information from the city-controlling Delos system. For city guardian Jay, the stranger is a face from her past that causes her to question her loyalty to Ecoban. The childhood friend she had thought banished forever, Shua is also the grandson of Dr Noah, the genius responsible for Ecoban’s creation. Now he is out to try and fulfil Ecoban’s true purpose, and maybe exchange the permanent clouds of pollution for blue skies. 

That is the plot and it is a stock cyber dominated post-apoco world with clichéd Japanese ports such as the sexy doe eyed heroine and the stylised hero with the hidden past adding nothing to any of them.  It is a shame actually as with a little more thought and perhaps a British or American writer they could have had a plot to match the visuals.  It is not a bad plot but it belongs to the 1980’s it is so staid in comparison to current anime.  I will also mention the dubbed English version which is poor and not well matched to the dialogue.  Better to watch it with sub-titles.

So Sky Blue 2142AD is worth watching, worth a few pounds to own but not worth the four to five times that which anime stores want for a copy.  In wargaming terms Ecoban provides a nice if not novel setting for 15mm or 28mm science fiction skirmish.  Pick it up from the budget bucket.

GBS

The Amazing Spiderman 2012 – Review

No billboard outside so this poster in the cinema had to suffice!

My good lady and myself decided to take a trip to the cinema in Kilmarnock a couple of nights ago and since we did not plan it ahead we choose the film to watch upon arrival.  After ruling out all of the children’s films (the gods know that I will have to watch these endlessly should the little one’s get a taste for any of them!) that left just TWO choices in a cinema with a dozen screens!  So given the choice of two different superheroes I chose  The Amazing Spiderman over Batman.  After handing over what I think is quite a lot of money for two tickets in I went!

To be honest I was not keen on either film.  Batman did not appeal as I think (and seem to be alone in this) that Bale makes a poor Dark Knight and his constant growling tone voice gets on my nerves plus aside from the Joker in the last film it is very dark and miserable.  On the other hand did I want to watch the origin story of Spiderman yet again either….

Well I enjoyed Spiderman it was a very well cast and shot movie much better than the last version of the origin story from the last decade.  Martin Sheen as Uncle Ben was superb and Andrew Garfield nailed the tall and geeky Peter Parker nailed the character.  As normal Spiderman as a hero seems unable to deal with anything more than a petty cut purse and in the movie The Lizard had to defeat itself by a crisis of concious while all the time being splatted by endless globs of web spray from the wall crawler. Special mention to Denis Leary who played the police captain with just a hint of his usual intense and crazy self; great!

Overall if you do not want to see the origin of Spiderman again avoid this until DVD, but if you do and you love the character go right ahead to the cinema.  It had soul and a few laughs too.

GBS

John Carter of Mars – Review

I was surprised yesterday when my good lady presented me with a copy of John Carter which has just been released on DVD.  I had said I wanted to see the film but as normal did not make it to the cinema and then forgot about it until this month when the release was made.  It was like she read my mind!  So we sat down last night to watch it and while I normally have to be prodded to stay awake by ten in the evening this was not the case with this film.

John Carter is based on the book Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs which I read many years ago and had mostly forgotten but some details did come back to me in the watching.  Carter is a cavalry officer after the American Civil War who loses his wife and daughter and takes to seeking out gold in the caves of Arizona.  Gold he finds and also the means to travel in an instant to ‘Barsoom’ or Mars to us Terrans.    As normal I do not want to spoil the plot so I will stick to the main areas of the film.  Firstly it is brilliantly rendered and shot with top notch special effects and traditional film making combined, much as you would expect from Disney Studios, and the actors are all well suited to their roles.  The historical scenes on Earth are accurate and skill full holding the plot well.  The scenes on Mars are astonishing in places with vast moving cities and creatures as well as airships and a ‘death ray’ too.  The film is fast paced and held my attention from the first to the last moment with good use of action, tension and drama as well as a love story and woven strands of a father daughter narrative too.

This film has lost Disney a lot of money on this movie and it has had some really bad reviews but ignore that.  I loved this film and as society keeps pointing out to me the kind of turgid crud that ‘people’ like and give good reviews to bores the hell out of me and things I like get slated and bomb at the box office.  Draw what you want from that statement but if you are a fan of science fiction and of strong alpha male leads in movies (remember those?) combined with beautiful and independent female leads then you will love this.  Some say the plot is a mess…I saw no evidence of this; it made perfect sense to me. John Carter is an excellent family adventure movie that really did remind me of the thrill of the original Star Wars movies.  A film with a fixed point of vision and not made on a ‘tick the boxes plot’ hollywood normally churns out since the early 1990’s.  Perhaps that is why it failed…

As for wargaming potential this film is stuffed with it; a gamers dream really.  Many set pieces, lots of aliens and monsters as well as historical weapons and troops.  Might well become my Mars project at this rate since learning of the new Total Recall.

Watch This Movie!

GBS

The Individual Eleven (Ghost in the Shell Stand Alone Complex) – Review

Individual Eleven DVD in it’s Slipcase

After my review of Laughing Man from the Ghost in the Shell (GITS) series of anime I took the chance while up in Ayr this week to go back to HMV and seeing what else was in their bargain bin.  Again I have to wonder how long this store will remain in business as it only has very expensive and very cheap items with most of the expensive ones being fairly pointless like ten different kinds of headphones.  Lady luck was with me and as you can see above the condensed series follow up to Laughing Man was there on the shelf.  At only two pounds it was well worth getting even if it turned out to be no good.   I bought this one in the full knowledge that it was a near three hour movie version condensed down from a 26 part series.  Pricing on the boxed set for the series was a lot more running to about forty pounds so I gave that a miss.  So again Sunday seems to be my movie review day while it is quiet.  I have just finished watching this movie…how was it?

It is two years since Section 9 helped topple the corrupt Japanese government; Yoko Kayabuki, the incumbent Prime Minister, restores them to their position as an official law enforcement unit.
Section 9 are later recruited by Kazundo Goda, head of the Cabinet Intelligence Service[1], to intercede in an incident involving social refugees. The operation ends badly, straining tensions between the refugees and the government to breaking point. Over time, it becomes increasingly clear that Goda is manipulating Section 9 to suit his own personal agenda. Undertaking a risky plan to infiltrate the CIS’s computer database, Major Kusanagi uncovers evidence implicating the CIS in terrorist activity. Shortly thereafter, a terrorist organization called the “Individual Eleven” (responsible for a string of violent attacks on Japanese citizens and an attempt to assassinate the Prime Minister) commit mass suicide live on television news. Believing that he was responsible for the horrific incident, Section 9 turns its full attention on Goda. While investigating a nuclear excavation project, evidence is found linking Goda to the Individual Eleven.
The refugee population, led by the charismatic Hideo Kuze, declares its independence from Japanese authority. The military responds by dispatching both the army and navy to the island of Dejima, where the refugees have settled. In an effort to prevent a civil war, Prime Minister Kayabuki publicly announces plans for a United Nations intervention. Chief Aramaki, meanwhile, orders Major Kusanagi to infilatrate Dejima and capture Kuze.
Kusanagi succeeds in finding and capturing Kuze: before they are extracted, however, they are trapped under a pile of rubble created by a stray missile. Before being rescued by Batou, both become aware that, as children, they were the only survivors of the plane crash that left Kusanagi in a coma. Meanwhile, Goda arranges for an American submarine to launch a nuclear missile at Dejima. Section 9’s Tachikomas manage to intercept the missile, but in doing so sacrifice their artificial intelligence.
Goda reveals his intention to defect to the American Empire and is confronted by Section 9. He cannot be arrested, he claims, by way of a legal loophole; Kusanagi, acting on the orders of the Prime Minister by way of another legal loophole, shoots him dead. However, she is too late to prevent Kuze being executed by the CIS while he is held in custody.

That is the gist of the plot.  The animation is just as rich and thickly laid as the previous condensed movie and is in places a little better.  A noticeable difference is in the music.  There is a lot more music in this movie than the previous one and like last time I watched it in Japanese with sub titles.  The music is always rather odd, happy jolly tunes during a vicious knife fight, to those used to American action films but the tunes are well composed and add to the atmosphere.

I have to say that this movie offered me less than Laughing Man did.  The Individual Eleven is a political thriller and as such has a rather complex plot and aside from several small action sequences throughout this movie is mainly conversation.  But it does contain quite a few frankly excellent sweeping cityscape views of the megacity where the characters reside which I watched back a couple of times.  There is little look into ‘ghosts’ or cyberbrains or what it is to be a cyborg but then this was well dealt with in Laughing Man.  There is a short sequence towards the end where a character called ‘Proto’ who I had assumed to be human throughout the movie is shot and revealed to be a ‘Milky Android’ a creature not like a cyborg and never human but artificial none the less.  Unexpected but a nice addition to the film.

The villain of the piece Gouda is a second rate foe and one of the main characters even says so to his face!  Compared to the threat of the Laughing Man, Gouda is not much of a match but I do not think he was meant to be.  Gouda is a ‘trigger’ character to set events in motion and bring about the potential nuclear annihilation of millions of refugees as is the point of the movie.  The real villain is the system, politics, inter-government relations and personalities which combine into something which bullets cannot correct.  The other character of importance is Kuze the ‘leader’ of the refugees.  Kuze is the target of Section 9’s attempts to resolve the threat.  He is a full military grade cyborg who just soaks up bullets.  A former soldier who retired from the world Kuze is attempting to link millions of minds to his own through a ‘hub’.  Drop a nuke on the refugees and Kuze will ‘evolve’ them into a new ‘net’ being.  Very similar to the Japanese Kami beliefs.

In conculsion this movie to me is not as good as the previous one but that is only my opinion.  I prefer action and technology in a plot over really intense political theory and there is a lot of this here.  It is well worth seeing if you have seen Laughing Man and would like to know more without the expense of buying the box series set.

GBS